The World is full of amazing, insightful, useful entities that have allowed mankind to materialize into his current highly advanced form of being. There have been many great thinkers, writers, artists, leaders through the ages and there will be many more. This blog is not one of these. If this blog was printed out on paper it would not even be fit for Aristotle to wipe his ass with.
No, you probably wont be inspired to go out and do great things by reading. You definitely wont get a sense of fulfillment out of its content. Its almost a guarantee that your IQ will drop a few points just by logging in. At the end of the day you will find an utter disgust and contempt with yourself for visiting this blog in the first place, yet you will not be able to stay away.
SurfingRuinedMyLife.net is an unadulterated, demonic, blatant disregard for every thing held sacred and considered the norm for our current “civilized society”. Its punching a dude twice your size in the face for no other reason then to see what kind of beating will be reciprocated, streaking down the main drag of town drunk screaming “Im a pretty little girl”, its staying out all night partying only to wake up the next morning black out drunk in a puddle of your own piss and vomit face down on the street in front of your apartment building wearing nothing but your underwear and sneakers. It is the product of a life time of self indulgence, narcissism, instant gratification, living in the moment, throwing caution to the wind, proceeding even though you are full knowing the consequences to be 100% adverse.
Here the Illogical is logical, Up is down. Odds are your not going to like most of what is put in front of you here. Heed the tales and adventures portrayed as a warning if you want a safe comfortable existence shooting for that 2.5 kids and a house with the white picket fence. Take the content as a set of guide lines for taking the trail less traveled upon. In a world where everyone is a mindless drone a tenacious few exist who dare to go against the grain and strike out on their own. This is what SurfingRuinedMyLife.net is all about. “One man in the right is a majority of one” Henry David Thereau.
Its a surfing blog that is about 25% surfing, 65% insanity and 3.14% logical because it is completely illogical. Read on at your own risk cause I will not be held responsible if your tenure here leads you to a catastrophic life change.
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Just in case you were wondering I dont golf.
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Nice blog. I’m new in Ventura. Got here two months ago. Sure is a beautiful place, esp. for surfers. Anywho, I saw flyers about the Pt. Mugu surfer contest coming soon. You up for it?
My friend people have been asking me to come out of retirement to surf the Mugu contest for years. I used have a base pass and surfed that wave all the time, but it got confiscated by the MP’s ;ast year. If I could put the $100 together for the entry fee I may give it a shot.
Here are two blogs addressing me and Pt. Mugu: https://surfingruinedmylife.net/2010/09/25/a-new-great-adversary-blast-from-the-past-2010/ and https://surfingruinedmylife.net/2010/09/24/why-you-should-never-pull-back/
Hey. I want to go surf with you. Email me.
Or you can tweet me…
Totally down for a surf. I go everyday. I am going to be out of SB till the 21st of August but when I get back its on.
I moved away from Ventura about a year ago… Miss it like crazy… good to see that there are still some wicked cool folks there still. Ride and write on brother!
Nice shirt. Nice blog. I think you are pretty funny.
Im glad my life has given you a bit of entertainment. You would be surprised how many people miss the humor in surfingruinedmylife.net. Thanks for reading.
Hey –ezekeildas from Oakland. I’ll be in Santa Barbara from 8/13 through 8/23. Would you show a kook some nice spots? I’d be much obliged.
Yeah dude totally. Hit me up via my email, clisanti@gmail.com with your phone number and I will get you some surf and good times. Surf is suppose to pump all week!!! Chris
This is Alex Belkin. I just showed your blog to dad for the first time. Dad likes it. He wants to know if you have tore up any clitoris lately?
LOL..thats some funny shit. You know I get around. How are you guys? Its been a while.
Chris, it’s Vlad. Check your email. We are going to PR !
Hey man, I’d love to paddle out with ya when I make my annual trip down to socal from SF!
Yeah bud, hit me up. Always stoked to surf with my readers.
Are you still into that in case in 2016? If so, let me know 😉
Because of hypocritical hatred for everything that there is, I’d laugh m yass off if you get shot in the head.
I sure hope I get shot in the head someday. Your nobody till some body wants you dead after all.
Greetings. I have something that I made for you. And here it is:
http://www.gweem.net/rolld.html
Dude that link didn’t work. So bummed…
I meant to reply to you and not myself, clisanti.
All right. I was wrong to pose as that Gweem guy. I only did it just to get back at you. But no more of that. How I’ll get back at you is tell you this: I really hope you die a horrible death like the dumb-ass you are.
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Hey kook. Stop putting these photos up! YOU are part of the problem.
You tell him, man.
When Surfline.com ceases to exist then I too will delete my site. Until then let the “Age of the Kook” continue. Who cares anyway the ocean out here is going to be to dirty to swim in anyway and we will all be paying out salaries out to Kelly Slater so that we can surf in his over priced, resource squandering surf parks. Viva La technology.
Good stuff. Grew up in the Ventura area. Land locked now and looking for inspiration. Enjoy the entries. Keep it up.
Thanks Brian its nice to get some positive vibes. Hope to keep you stoked
EAT A DICK NO STYLE 3000 – NO ONE WANTS YOU AROUND WHEN YOU SURF LIKE SHIT AND BLOW UP LOCAL SPOTS – BEAT IT TRANSPLANT KOOOOOOOOOOOOK
Its funny considering that you show up to every place around here in a car full of at least 3-4 guys and at times are followed by other as well, Meanwhile I show up by myself all the time. I never give away a spot that isn’t clearly listed on surfline.com. I am sure that I can surf better then you at any surf spot around, in any conditions on any board of your choosing. You are right I am a kook cause I entertain negative people like yourself. I know who you are so don’t hide behind a screen name. We will settle this next time I see you in the water. I won’t forget either…
Love the blog, great vibe. Not too different from the narrative of my life, lol. Been spending more and more time in the SB area over the last few years and exploring the spots. Looking forward to sharing some waves.
What happened on March 30th?
Looks like I put two entries for March 29th by accident. It has been corrected. Thank You for your diligence. I guess I’m coco….oo aa
Right on bro! Its not easy recording every session for nearly a decade. That is dedication. What on earth are these internet trolls even complaining and talking shit about??? This is SoCal. Give me a break. You rip bro, see you at the spot. Peace.
Thanks Ian stoked to see you in the water
Stay away from shores, Hollywood and,strand
No more pics. Stick with c street, Rincon…..
You don’t need to lure there’s looks , crowding the line up on wavestorms especially when there is Little size.it makes it dangerous for the locals.
More dangerous for them from getting ran over or was kicked
Drop in on the wrong guy and you’ll find out that in Oxnard localism is still there
Your talk a big game boss. I have been surfing Shores, Hollywood, Huemene, and Strand for over twenty years and know all the heavies. Please I implore you to fuck with me next time you see me out. You will be in for the beating of your life boss. Its not me that is crowding out those spots. I surf alone all the time. Maybe blame the surf industry and Strider….