Its been quite a vivacious quarter this third Summer quarter of the UCB franchise. Can you believe we have been running with the UCB since 07? Of course back then people actually participated in the UCB besides Kooky Kyle and John Mauriello, oh and I forgot occasionally Nick Kiefer too. I know I was going to disband the UCB after the summer, but given the fact that I moved the blog to a new home off of the “myspace Internet ghetto” as Kiefer so referred to it, I decided to give it one more shot.
Its survival will all depend on you the reader’s participation. I may change the day the UCB gets written but in the mean time we will keep it on Thursdays. This upcoming Thursday 9/23 will be the first of the Fall and final quarter of 2010. Kooky has already taken the first three, someone please dont let him sweep the year. As usual the first of the quarter will be worth 1.5 points. The quarter will run from 9/23-12/31. If you do not know what the UCB is or want to participate but dont know the rules click the UCB tab at the top of the screen for more details.
The winner is?
Kooky Kyle!!!!!!!
No fucking surprise there he ended up earning a whopping 10 points.
John Mauriello got 2nd with 3.5 points
Nick Kiefer got 3rd with 3 points
Who will win the winter quarter? Maybe it will be you. If you dont want to use your name because you are too embarrassed to let anyone know you read my shitty blog your more then welcome to post under a screen alias such as Spider or White Snake (you dont have to use one of those names, it can be anything your little hear desires, unless you have a big heart in which case you might not live as long as other people. I heard elephantiasis of the heart can shorten the life span of the average human by 43 percent, Ok I made up that last number but I know if definitely lessens ones life span).
Here is a funny cat cartoon Ades found on the internet.

There is your reward for being Champ Kooky (picture courtesy of http://www.lefthandedtoons.com
i am not surprised at all that ades found that cartoon.
actually her younger sister found it and sent it to her.
Kooky….
UCB farts.
Chris is repulsed by farts. UCB vaginas.
Its true, I cant stand when people draw attention to their farts or the act of farting in general.
Farts, Vagina what a way to start off the new quarter. I see this UCB is going to get raunchy real fast.
UCB Skanky vagina-flavored chips. “Snatch a bag!”
Yo homeboy…
I started a side business to make some cheddah.
http://www.watchmynano.com
I’ve designed watch bands for the new apple ipod nano..
There sweet… I don’t have a nano, but i just rock the watchband… maybe when people start buying these things, I’ll get a nano..
So yea.. shameless plug.
Peace
Sick Kiefer Ill plug you here.
You should send one to me and I will do a little product review for you.
hey Kiefer,
As a fellow industrial designer I must say I am quite impressed with the ingenuity of that product.
Thanks buddy.
That is actually a pretty awesome idea.