Thats right kids I just got off the boat of pop culture. Im over everything that everyone else is into. No more mustaches, Lady Gaga, Bad club music, Polo shirts, fancy watch bands, Glasses, Tight pants, any head gear besides the standard base ball cap especially fedoras. You should too. But then again if you get off the boat then I would have to get back on. This is a load of gibberish and I have no idea why I published it. I dont give a fuck. You know what?
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Surfing Ruined My Life 
I was off the boat, then people built a new boat around me. Shit sucks.
Why are you so vehemently opposed to polo shirts? I just don’t understand. For the record, I don’t wear them. But if I did, why would you care?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Polo’s are fairly uncomfortable if you ask me; the material is heavy, not a smart choice for a short sleeve, the buttons are functionless(who do you know that actually buttons them?) they just generally suck. But a man will go to lengths to get some ass.
Case and point: the first 30 seconds of this video http://vimeo.com/1720918 (the whole video is totally worth watching)
Polo shirts are the dumbest clothing invention ever, (with the exception of the Mesh tank top of course). They are idiot casual. Why are there buttons? Just wear a button down shirt. You who wears Polos? Douche bags who think that throwing on a striped polo and a pair of jeans is getting “dressed up”. I own a few polos and just looking at them in my closet makes me angry. You know what Im going to go burn them outside on my back patio right now……
Funny story about those skinny jeans…
I think the Irony here is that I now wear skinny jeans and have short hair. I guess I am back on the boat?:/