The winter quarter of the UCB came to an end as of April 1st. Let me be the first to congratulate everyone on a job well done. It was a very tight race this quarter coming down to a mere half point. Those half points seem pretty silly, but they do add up. We had a double points blog courtesy of John Mauriello (There is Something About Shuttle Cocks). Kooky Kyle took advantage of the UCB Grand Prize, a self expense paid trip to Santa Barbara to spend a week in Lisanti Land you can read about his adventures in Kooky Kyle’s Lisanti Adventure Tour.
Its been a ton of fun as always, but enough of my wordy bull shit, after all you have to put up with that everyday. Lets get on to the winners. Remember this is only the first quarter of the year there are still three more to go. So if you did not win this time around you got three more tries.
1st Place: Kooky Kyle with 5.5 points
2nd Place: John Mauriello with 5 points
=3rd Nick the Kook with 2 points
=3rd Brennan with 2 points
If you did not win but got points on the board dont sweat it cause the year end title this year will be determined by most accumulated points rather then most quarters won as has been done in the past. Get those topics flowing in and take Kooky Kyle down for a change. The promises to buy a round of drinks at the Wild Cat for who ever beats him. That round will be three Adios Mother Fuckers that will ensure a shit show of a night. I will even sweeten the deal with an authentic Chris Lisanti used condom…Yummy!
Its feels good to be a champion
For winning the winter quarter Kooky gets one crazy night with these two lovelies
Surfing Ruined My Life 
the gnarl factor on this shit from 1-10 is an 11.
I agree. I think if a UCB virgin steps up and takes the year they should get a night out at the Wild Cat with all the UCB All stars, Nick the Kook, Brennan, Mauriello, you and I.
And the challenge was issued to the UCB virgins out there, not John, Kook, Brennan or any of the other regular participants, though if they win I will buy them a shot.
BTW, I guess you should toss up the guest blog.
UCB which would you rather bury your nose in, a girls crotch or a good book?
Hmmm thats a tough one, but at this point in my life Im still young enough to go for the crotch.