It seems everyone I know has blog these days or is in the process of setting one up. I’m starting to not feel so special anymore. Well I guess I well always be special in the retarded kid sort of way. In the words of Bogie “We will always have the short bus”. Alright that made absolutely no senses what so ever. How many glasses of Australian Shiraz have a drank tonight? Too many probably and I have not even gotten out the port yet.
Actually I would much rather have a nice glass of sherry but alas my frugal budget at the moment has forced for a serious cut back in my wine spending, thus no drinking sherry. Its hard being a sophisticated alcoholic when your broke. That reminds me look for a new segment coming soon called bottles I have killed this week and why. Wow I’m a complete scatter brain this evening. Back to the task at hand.
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah that’s right, my friend and creative writer Julie Bifano’s new blog. Jules is a great friend of mine and quite the woman for that matter. I met her at this run down shit hole of a club called Q’s like five years ago. The place was three floors of gnarl, two bars and a third floor pool lounge. Wednesday thru Monday you would be hard pressed to find anyone besides Mexicans in there, but every Tuesday night they hosted an 80’s dance party that would pack the place.
For whatever reason my old lurk partner in crime Brennan and I killed it every Tuesday night there. I mean we were fucking pussy magnets. It was not out of the question to meet multiple groups of woman through out the course of the night and they would come up to us! It was astounding. It was on one of these said nights that Julie and a friend of hers came up to us sitting at a small raised cocktail table and said some bullshit line that made very little sense.
Julie invited us to go to this poetry night she was hosting over at this dive bar called Elsie’s. We ended up showing up for a very entertaining literary evening. Jules and I have been friends ever since. Besides that she is a rather accomplished writer with a very modern spin on things. She is someone who’s delineation of our society is sad, but true. Unlike my blog where the content is solely the seemingly fictional yet true life adventures from Lisanti Land, her blog Juliebifano.com is a collection of her personal original works of fiction in the form of short stories, poems, microfiction and other fun stuff.
I definitely get a kick out of reading her latest compendium. Next time I string you out for days on end without any new content (even though the surflog gets updated everday, not that anyone bothers to read that.) because I am busy surfing or attempting to break the world record for the most times the act of masturbation can be performed in an 8 hour period, I strongly implore you visit Juliebifano.com and give it a read. Who knows it may make you realize how imbecilic the shit you read here everyday is and ween you off this garbage. When it comes down to it surfingruinedmylife.net is like a tall boy of PBR, while Juliebifano.com is more like a 1982 Rothschild finely aged to perfection. Give it a read and help your brain for a change.
Ahh, PBR...The great American Beer.
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