Nick the Kook gets two points towards his UCB tally this quarter by wining this month’s Power of Ten, a new monthly bonus UCB segment here at surfingruinedmylife.net. It was between him and Kooky, but Kooky’s topics were just for the most part too involved, many good enough for a stand alone blog. Sorry Kooky, so sorry. If your lost on what this is, basically you throw down ten one word or phrase topics and once a month I will pick one list and write a short answer style blog on each. Only one list of ten per reader, per month please. The Power of ten is worth two points.
1. Before We Had Cell Phones: I love cell phones. I think they are a great invention at the same time they piss off the fuck out of me. I really hate the fact that anyone can get in touch with me anywhere at any given time and even worse they know that if I don’t answer more times then not I am blowing them off. There was a time only about 10 to 12 years ago when cell phones were a rarity set aside for FBI agents and movie stars. Back then calls to me sometimes went not returned for weeks. Ahh, the good old days.
2. People That Sing Too Much: I don’t really know what this is pertaining to. I mean Kook sings way to fucking much. The guy always has some tune going in the water, in the car, walking down the street. Fucking choirboy, which team are you playing for chief? Then again I do my share of singing too.
3. Should Kooky Get a Blog?: Why shouldn’t he. Everyone else I know seems to have one these days. That is the beauty of the new bloging craze, any idiot can give his two cents on the internet and publish that bullshit for anyone to read. Kind of like this website here, man that Chris Lisanti is a moron, I wish some one could put an end to his terrible blog. But no one can. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
4. Dutch Oven: I used to have a Dutch Oven. I bought it at yard sale for like $12 bucks. I cooked so much good shit it was not even funny. They are basically giant cast iron crock-pots. Then one day I put it under the sink while it was still red hot and it cracked. I was super bummed out.
5. Surfing Naked: I have never done it. Personally it seems to me that with all the wax and what not it would be a rather adverse experience. There is this story about this crazy surfer from back in NJ, super devote hard core guy, and one hell of a wave rider. As the story goes he had just got out of the water at Gunnerson’s, an incredible sand bottom right hand point when its on (this day it was on!) and was changing on the beach. He saw the set of the day rolling in from way up the point. Instead of admiring the perfection of the place from the beach this dude ripped off his towel and jumped back into the water, paddling into position just in time. Turns out he got the wave of the day completely buck naked, getting barreled twice. I guess it is all right since Gunny’s is a nude beach anyway.
6. Organic Wax: Organic Wax sucks. It does not stick to your board and does an even worse job of sticking to your feet. Give me good old carnauba wax any day.
7. Voting: I don’t Vote. I believe I address this issue every election day. Long story short I don’t watch the news, don’t follow politics, have for the most part decided one useless liar is as good as the next one and until a candidate comes along I actually believe in I shall not cast a vote in any direction. And yes I know that I am part of the problem.
8. Best Cereal: Hands down it’s Honey Bunches of Oats, any variety, although I find the original to be my favorite. If I had to pick a second it is cinnamon toast crunch, but eating that every day would kill me. Where as I feel Honey Bunches of Oats is at the very least a tad healthier?
9. Income Taxes: I like indirect taxes. Sure I get mad every paycheck when it is like $100 bucks or so less then it ought to be. At the same time I would much rather it that way then have to be responsible for figuring out how much I owe at the end of each month or year and save for it. Plus I make so little money and live so far below the level of poverty that I get a full refund every year anyhow.
10. First Website I Visit Other Then This Site and The Book: First site, the one my computer home page is set to is surfline.com. The first and foremost priority in my life is knowing when and where my waves are at. Not to mention keep up with the global surf gossip.
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