Hey you guys! The numbers are in!
May 1st officially closed the winter quarter and maybe the weakest one both on my part and on yours. I had a real lack of interest here folks. Besides Mauriello and Kooky no one even bothered to submit anything. Then people wonder why I was unmotivated on the UCB front this past quarter. Whatever I forgive you. Besides I was too busy getting drunk and fucking up anyhow. But we are steadily approaching the start of the “Summer of Alf” which officially kicks off Wednesday May 16th. That means more blogs that are going to be bigger, better and way more bad ass then ever. There will be laughter, tears, jeers, rants, raves, yet mostly the usual gibberish we have come to love.
It was a two man race and despite the lack of quantity I must say the UCB’s that got written were of a very decent quality. To be honest that is one of the things I am striving for here as of late anyway, quality not quantity. Here was how the quarter broke down.
John Mauriello takes the cake or the…”waterpik”?
“Your not giving away our waterpik”
1st Place: Mauriello – 4.5points
2nd Place: Kooky Kyle – 3points
Last Place: Everyone Else 😦
Its on for the spring quarter which will run till June 21st. Its also an abbreviated one thanks to my winter blunder. That is two power of ten lists and seven UCBs. I will write the first UCB by the end of the week and that is worth 1.5points, the rest are worth 1point and the Power of tens are worth 2 points. If you get suggesting then I will get writing. My hope is to have one UCB a week.
Lets not have our laziness allow the UCB to end up like this sloth here. “Wake up little friend, oh who killed my pet”
Surfing Ruined My Life 
Now the sloth that would be a great couch guy. Makes all the girls want to go straight for your room.
I don’t know there are a lot of freaks out there. He might make a killer wing man at the Wild Cat.
Power of ten: physically deformed/handicapped as wing men, Pedro’s spice blend, weird shit you have seen on the side of the road, hitting possums, Cold water v warm water surfing, shittiest place you have slept, the instrument you most detest, claiming, mosquitos.
What was that? That midget looks scaringly similar to that gay dude at the kitty Salvatore
First off, I’m super that I’m having to rewrite this (my very first comment), but so it goes.
Before dementia could set in towards the end of work, I jumped over to effbook and saw the sloth photo shared by Chris. After reading the comments I felt this MUST be shared:
Yes, Chris, there ARE a lot of freaks… in particular: blonde bombshells that dig sloths – he’d make a hell of a wing man.
So, the Summer of Alf shall soon be upon us, but what does that entail?
Similar to the Summer of George (Seinfeld, 156th episode), this summer season will be one of action, differing slightly in that all activities are meant to delineate from the very popular movement, the Renaissance (Italian: Rinascimento, from rinascere “to be reborn”). Alf, after hitting an incredible low not too long ago, has recently recovered his health, his fur, and his temperament. This summer, along with his roommates, Alf has committed to pursuing the finer things in life and leaving the unfruitful antics of the past behind, e.g. avid drug use, relentless partying, and chasing his tail. Given, chasing tail is one of those more “primal urges,” there will be those moments when tail must be caught. This is my take on the season, however, the actual Summer of Alf is to remain without definition – as that is its nature.
what the hell was that
That had to be one of the dumbest moments in the history of women. I have no response to that
wow dan. That makes my midget look pretty sane and normal.
Barely two months Living in the Palace and Dan is already out shining you guys. Could he be our next UCB champ? We all know there are certain UCB advantages when you live at court….
and handi caps. If you still were doing ding repair I would be sending you this http://www.swaylocks.com/cgi/surfshop/jump.cgi?ID=8980&v=Image
Oh that shirt is priceless I must have one!
UCB how to do airs
Easy try not to suck so hard.
Power of ten:
1. Toughest air grabs to pull off in surfing
2. masturbation
3. Your “type” (in terms of females)
4. Real dolls (if you dont know what it is, look it up)
5. the surf industry
6. haircuts
7. inlanders
8. south swell hype
9. having to use the bathroom at inopportune times.
10. Alfie’s new toy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I do not even know how I stopped up here, however I thought this put up was great.
I don’t recognise who you might be but definitely you are going to a well-known blogger in case you aren’t already. Cheers!
Meetic!!