I thought I might write something worthwhile tonight then I opened a nice bottle of Chianti and half a bottle later don’t feel like it. Instead here is how the Summer Quarter of the UCB contest went down. First off there was plenty of laziness on my part some laziness on your part, but hook or by crook some writing was done. As I said in an earlier blog, there may have been less material but I for one thought what got written was of some better quality. Here are your UCB Winners.
1st: John Mauriello – 3 points
2nd: Kooky Kyle – 2.5 points
3rd: Kiefer – 2 points
Now going into the winter quarter we have two wins for Kooky and one win for John. Lets see where things end up this time. Will Kooky be champion for his third straight year in a row or will John be able to unseat the champ???? You cant win if you don’t play. Of course no one can win unless I get off my lazy ass and write. If your completely lost I believe there is a little tab at the header of this page that says “UCB”. If you click on said tab it will fill you in on the stupidity that this is all about.
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UCB need for an adversary