Spring has come and gone and with it another quarter of the UCB. There were I believe three blogs written and two “Power of Ten’s”. There should have been more, would’ve, Should’ve, Could’ve. I don’t really give shit’ve. I feel although the quantity on here has become sparse the quality has more then made up for it. If you want quantity I do write in the surf log everyday and at times that is more interesting then what I write here. There are still plenty of laughs, rants and insanity as we have grown so accustomed to. You should all be happy for me that I am out living life instead of spending all my time writing about it.
Yeah you got me. I’m usually just too drunk the majority of the time to formulate a coherent sentence. I should have Alfie start writing his own column, put him on the keys and let him go to town. In all seriousness I have been pretty busy with my new job, surfing, music, my garden, cooking and adventuring. Shoot that last San Francisco Blog I wrote a few days ago was like 20,000 words or something obnoxious like that. If that is not effort I don’t know what is. Once again it was a rather lame UCB quarter with only three real participants. Shame on all of you who don’t participate. If I got more suggestions I may write more.
Here are the winner stats for Spring:
Kooky Kyle takes the cake once again winning his second quarter of the year. Its true I am going send him a cake in the mail. Its most likely going to be melted when he gets it since it is an ice cream cake and I am sending it US standard ground. Congratulations Kooky your working on your next self expense paid trip to the Lisanti Palace!! Oh yeah and enjoy your melted cake courtesy of Rob Machado in Loose Change (extra UCB point if you explain what I am referring to. Put your answer in the comments).
1st Place: Kooky Kyle – 5.5pts
2nd Place tie: DanaRepublic – 3pts
2nd Place tie: Mauriello – 3pts
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Yep I’m an idiot…WWWHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT! So get those “Power of Ten” lists in for July and your UCB submissions as well. Whhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
Got a problem with the UCB. Make a giant cardboard sign and go hang out with these guys. If you do it and take a picture and send it to me. I will give you five UCB points. You must have a two people each one holding the above signs and then yourself holding a sign that says “Chris Lisanti Ruined My Life”. Do It Now!
Surfing Ruined My Life 